That Desire Luzinda Woman is Really Something!

Unlike in high school movies where one (s/he) shares a classroom with all his/her lovers and ex-lovers, singer (for luck of a better word to describe her) Desire Luzinda surely needs to be recognized by the Guinness book of Records. She is probably the first Ugandan woman to have all her publicly known lovers and ex-lovers under one roof for more than five hours. While others would need Anti-Riot police to prevent their exes from knocking out each other’s teeth or thumping the living lights out the other, Desire’s men were simply trying to out-do each other financially to impress her. (Seems there is a secret about dating her that just sticks). There were four known and some unknown at Serena Hotel’s Victoria Hall last Friday evening during her successful Black & White concert. However, most people attribute the concert’s success to her insanely curvy body than her music (the woman last released a song ages ago…anyway that is talk for another day). Her escapades with former city mayor Seya Ssebagala are well documented, he was present. He however failed to construct a five word sentence when the emcee handed him the mic and asked him to greet the guests. Seya whose battle with the queen’s language dates way back opted for his much preferred local dialect (which he is fluent at by the way). I am still wondering how he managed to convince sharp Kampala people to vote for him when he can’t even say ‘hello’ to people. Then there was Michael Kaddu, the man who desire acknowledges as the father of her daughter. In my view, the girl resembles a certain General Juma Seiko who is claiming her; he was also present. The smile on his face when the girl in question was on stage singing her mum would convince machines that carry out DNA tests that he is her father! He was by the way overheard bragging to his neighbours about how talented his daughter is. Then there was another man who says he should always be introduced with the ‘Tycoon’ title Godfrey Kirumira…I am not sure but it was said that the two recently developed that science subject that shattered dreams of many of us thanks to its equations. Desire’s current man, a Nigerian named Franklin Emuobor Ebenhron was also somewhere in the crowd sitting with ordinary guests. A certain Mukiga engineer called Ken Ntaro was not present but he managed to send a representative in his manager at the Jinja Road based night club. Ken was busy serving beer!!! Ooh…almost forgot about another Nigerian called Tunde. He was not in the country but I am sure if he was, he would have cancelled all appointments that day to go support Desire’s humanitarian cause!!!