Girls, Please Avoid Men with Big Heads!

Avoid Men with Such Huge heads...

Hanging with your parents is one of the biggest mood killers, especially in bars. Much as i like spending time with my old folks, i don’t wana give them a heart attack in case they realize that their son is a CHAMPION DRINKER!! My Mama only knows i take three pints tops. Laughable just! If only she knew that the litres of alcohol i have consumed in just 2014 alone is enough to re-fill the biggest swimming pool in the city. Anyway that is a story for another day. Where was i? Oh yeah, hanging with parents. However, last month i realized how silly their jazz can be. Instead of them feeling uneasy, it was actually i who felt uneasy because of their choices of topics to talk about. One particular topic that caught my interest was priorities they look for in men. I ordered for another litre of Guinness and pulled my chair closer with my headsets in, but with no music so i could eavesdrop on their 'interesting jazz'. As they went on blah blah blah about what each wants in a partner, one of the women told her pals that it should not be about money, family background, looks as most claimed. In a confident tone, she told them that it should be about the SIZE OF HIS HEAD…the normal head not the other head that changes moods all the time. Yes the size of the man matters A LOT. She said something that shocked me but after thorough thought, I realized she had a very very very very very important and valid point. Not just for all men out there but also for women. In her reasoning, she explained that men with big heads should be avoided! Her reason? She went on to explain that men with big heads will definitely pass them on to their kids. What is wrong with that, I thought to myself. “You see when giving birth, a kid with a big head will not only be difficult to push but will also expand the mother’s treasured fountain of blessedness abnormally. By then, I had already lost the headsets and was part of the conversation but only contributed with a nod or shake of my head. Her worry is that she does not want her daughters (4) to be sent back to her home after giving birth because their men can no longer ‘fit’ in the once treasured body part. They would just be swimming after the expansion!! (Disclaimer: These are not my words but the woman’s). “You see, small heads make child birth very easy and the Vagina stays intact” she went on to say. I excused myself to the men’s wash rooms. Has anyone seen the size of Desire Luzinda’s daughter’s father? That man is gifted upstairs. I can only imagine how widened the curvaceous singer is considering that her daughter is her father’s child with a sizeable head on her shoulders. Therefore my sisters out there please be wise and avoid men with big heads that will not make you wide after child birth. If he has a small head, is good looking and has money like me then you are in things. Ok, about the money part, ignore and go with the first two!! Happy New Year.